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  • Jump leads
  • Two CD's by  bands you don't like (they are for him)
  • Nothing.
  • Soap.
  • An Argos  voucher
  • A Spanish chip  for  a Spanish mobile phone.
  • A seed from which to grow  a Bonsai Tree.
  • A credit voucher for BHS.
  • A camera, which he eventually keeps for himself.
  • A 6 point electrical extension lead.......and he says excitedly; `Look you'll be able to plug in the: iron, the TV, the Dyson, the radio, phone charger and whatever else you want.....you'll be able  to watch TV or listen to the radio, while you do my ironing!....'