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The most effective time efficient way, to root out a potential U.B, is to ask him what music he listens to?

  Ladies this is a very specific list. Although Imperial College London, have not officially revealed their scientific research into this area, this is the empirical data which I have collated and found to be true (music is all about brain waves, although it is debatable he has a brain)

  Bin the U.B, if he listens to:

  • Crash Test Dummies.

  • Deacon Blue

  • Prefab Sprout.

  • Duran Duran.

    If He EVER talks about Simon Le Bon, do ring 999.